(Lyric's pov) Dad #1 no clue where he is. He had better things to do. Dad #2 cheater cheater pumkin eater, also anger issues. Dad #3 died of sun exposure. Cheater Cheater with Bjorn. Dad #4 Well the spellcaster is gone. Child hatter. Well meet Dad #5 Alien missed him home planet. Divorced mom after she saved him from death himself. Dad #6 Another spellcaster atleast he likes kids. Uni here I come. OMG! Mom I pulled a you, pregnant and married to the first guy I met.