(Lyric's pov) Dad #1 no clue where he is. He had better things to do. Dad #2 cheater cheater pumkin eater, also anger issues. Dad #3 died of sun exposure. Cheater Cheater with Bjorn. Dad #4 Well the spellcaster is gone. Child hatter. Well meet Dad #5 Alien missed him home planet. Divorced mom after she saved him from death himself. Dad #6 Spellcaster still going strong. Omg mom triplets did you and Precious get together and decide to have triplets together. Happy Birthday Trips