"DADDY I DON'T WANT A CAT! I WANT A GOLDFISH!" Screamed the little girl, stomping her feet. "Sweetie, I know..." her dad was thinking, frantically. They were in the pet store. HE wanted a cat. Now she was on the floor, flailing her arms and legs like a drowning ant. He glanced over at the "Adopt!" corner. "Hey, look! There's a goldfish! And it needs a home." She frowned. "Why does it have legs?" "Uh...it's a SPECIAL goldfish! It's highly evolved!" "Oh!" Amazingly that worked. #catsanddogs #adopt