Time to study and attend parties and eat pizza and go number 1 and 2 into the river so that the dolphins perish. World History, Geography, Calculus, Simstagram... one of these is not like the other, technically. You'll need a tiny fridge and a microwave, because Bertha at the student center is never serving food anymore. She's like F you, I'm playing GTA. #myfirstspooky #discoveruniversity