Bertram Acorsi likes to think of himself as a suave ladies man, in spite of the fact that these delusions have caused nithing but problems for him. Already cursed with a caveman brow, british shmile, and a schnoz reminiscent of Gonzo from the muppets, Bdertram makes up for this by having an off putting personality. This led bertram to getting jumped multiple times and having stiches on his face. Also, that is a stuck beer bottle, not a monicle. #jessicuthulu #bachelor