For starters, I am so sorry for messing with them this much, but, here's how the story goes- Bob got a job as a bouncer at the local nightclub while Eliza is having an affair with the neighbor. Bob wants to be a friend of the world and he is friendly, goofy, and ambitious. Eliza wants to be rich and she is a perfectionist, materialistic, and romantic. Eliza isn't happy with bob since he's never home. Will this marriage even work? #Iamsosorry