Todd feels like he can be his true self at parties. But once he wakes up in the morning, he sees the vile children outside, waiting to torment him. When will they just grow up? he says to himself occasionally. He's a nice guy but if you're thinking about having a family, stay away from him. He will hunt anyone down for thinking about giving birth to "despicable, weirdo, little people." #blacklivesmatter #happypridemonth