The act known as The Bulbous Dame Cement is The Bazaar's strongwoman. Once a competitive beautiful dame, dreaming to be the world's strongest weightlifter, she'd practice with cement daily, 'til loosing the title led her to the lunacy of diping herself in wet cement, so she'd never have to proove herself again. The price? Her beauty and reputation, now seen as a bulbous freak of nature. For years she carried the weight of ambition, but it shaped her into her wise and humble self. #bumpkinbazaar