Kevin has been disadvantaged by ambidexterity his whole life. He has accepted his fate as a lifelong circus performer and all around treacherous person, as he will be unable to conform to society's norms of choosing one hand over the other. His main act is writing his name on a chalkboard equally well with both hands. He is also equally strong in both feet and both eyes. His coworkers are the only friends he's ever had. #BumpkinBazaar