THE Miss Whiskertickler. Known for her raftor rattling saprano high notes, Miss Whiskertickler began her stage life as a child, after witnessing the alien abduction of both her mother and father. Saltine blossomed into a beautiful young primadonna until one night, after a trist with the Duke of Windenburg, she was ambushed by papparazzi and blamed for the tragic death of the Dukes wife, who'd thrown herself from the tops of the Von Haunt Estate. Defamed and alone, she carries on. #bumpkinbazaar