Arthur Moorhead was just a child when he was re-enacting the fight scene from Pirates of the Carribbean when he stumbled in his mother's cupcake machine, slicing up his face and murdering his self esteem. After many surgeries, he became convinced he's a real pirate, forgoing his dads dream of becoming a football star. He reinvented himself as Spack Jarrow - still finding a place to belong and friends who are as different as he is. #bumpkinbazaar