Ling was born to an elderly mother who, let's not be coy, enjoyed the old woohoo just a little too much. Her mum struggled to bring up Ling as she was a prodigious child who longed to express her musical gift but money was tight and so Ling used bad behaviour as an outlet for her frustration. Had her mother the means to have her tested, she would have discovered Ling was not a naughty child, but a musical savant who could have used her talent to earn much needed Simoleons. #bumpkintheatrekid