"Mister, Mister! Yes,you sir. Now I’ve gotcha attention, I have one question for you:Are you a gambling man Sir?My name's Angel and you need to take a gamble on me! I'm a performer & collector of people's prized possession, like your wallet.Didn't suspect a thing? I'm a professional.Here,here's your wallet.We'd make a good team.I'm a realist;nothing is for free.I'll perform at your theatre IF you let me stay. My family?Oh they are doing big things.- #BumpkinTheatreKid