My name is Kevin & my Mommy is Stephanie & my Daddyis Scott however YOU can adopt me by visiting the #BachPatuAdoptionAgency. Daddy is employed as something called a "Politician" (Whatever that is) & Mommy works at a retail store where she gets a discount which allows me to use my sticky fingers whenever I go there to get candy and/or toys (Are those things available at a retail store?? I don't know. I never even heard of a store before. I just know Mommy works there)