The victim of an unfortunate intestinal malady, the paranoid Jonas never actually served in the military. Instead, he serves the country by protecting earth's precious fluids from aliens. XY-XY is NOT an alien. He is a perfectly normal earth humanoid who likes chain saws, trucks, and cowboys. He enjoys discussing sports with Jonas. XHT-F is NOT an alien. She is a perfectly normal earth humanoid who likes interior decorating, walks on the beach and FILE NOT FOUND. #TS2 #ALIENCRASHSITE