It is rare to come across parents as every bit of narcissistic as they are smart. Presenting Professor Callahan, a tenured professor of English literature, his wife, a gallerist named Lorraine, and their neglected but loving children, twin daughters Ophelia (who chopped her hair off in defiance against her terrible parents) and Juliette - both named after tragic heroines. And of course there is Hamlet, the lovable siamese, who is the girls' only friend outside of each other. #siamese #family