"Hi! Have you seen my on again off again girlfriend Barbie? No? That's okay, she's probably busy at the horse ranch, or her dog grooming business, or running her icecream parlor slash beauty salon. Or in space. She's so busy! Did you know she dresses me? True. In fact I don't need to make a single decision for myself. I don't even know if my name is really Ken. Anyway...you should come to our pool party. Later neighbor!" #nocc #barbie #doll #ken #sakuraleon #13vader #vanderetro