So, the first thing the random name generator came up with was Christopher Robbins, lol. (Any other fans of Winnie the Pooh out there?) These two children are being raised by their dad after their mother died in an accident involving a rocketship, a train, a convincing Bella Goth impersonator, two gallons of turkey gravy, and a complete lack of newspapers. Chris is an absolute sweetheart, although he might have some psychological issues that appear as he gets older. #Thorngfbf