Hello. If you are reading this message I wasn't able to complete the mission. The earth was doomed from the moment iPhones started using facial recognition. In an effort to eliminate the digital overlords, I attempted to disable their mainframe (kind of a dumb choice since I don't know how to code) and was instead sucked into this vortex you all call the sims. Please free me from this digital coil: I am but a simple egg looking to return home... So this is my updated #selfsim, aha. Enjoy!