Throughout his life #NedWhalen has always struggled to fit in & make friends.Teen yrs at #Copperdale consisted of being pranked constantly & an unfortunate amount of rejected promposals.The disinterest of the ladies & bad luck followed him into adulthood,even a friend he planted himself tried to eat him#cowplant.Being so unlucky drove him to 2 conclusion 1. Life on Earth is a Llama 2.His fated one awaits beyond the stars, so he better level up that rocket science skill #TownieMakeover#Premade