Dating was already difficult enough for me. When I awoke covered in body hair, I screamed. For an hour. Now, when a guy stares at my chest, I have to say, "Hey! My eyebrow is up here!" The only guys that want to date me now are farmers who will shave me just to see me naked. After that and woohoo they hold me responsible for their having a dirty llama. Then they want me to knit. I'm lucky if i can knit my brow. Eyelashes i could understand. But this? Created for #QCC63 by #TheLonnykins #MegRyan