The unlikely "gaggle of geezers" of the Red Fern Retirement Home. Orphea lives in Room A, so she can be right by the door when her family comes to visit. Next door is Hakim, the nurse-wooing 'ladies man'. Rubia however, in Room C, isn't into his advances and just wishes she'd gotten more done in life. Wilbur, who loves the view, has Room D so he can see the sights. And Gertie, both creative and crabby, is in Room E - as far away from all 'those other numskulls' as possible. #elders