Part-time botanist and full-time flatulist Barnibus Bartleby grew tired of pollinating his plants himself in his unending quest to create the ultimate plantimal. He was about to give up on his #pipedream when serendipity struck in the form of a truck crashing into the local nuclear plant. The magnificent spray of glowing bovine byproducts and secretions that littered the countryside gave Barnibus the brilliant idea to try bull pollen instead. Eureka! #Studfarmer#SelfPollinator#noCC#fundesc