Sniveling Sims might stammer,And vocal ones might yammer,But not even the rules of grammarWill appease the wrath of Erik Von Ban Hammer.He’s the Troll Patrol’s newest recruit.Hired to resolve every dispute.He’s on the job and very astute,Even if a bit of a brute.He’s throwing every forum spammerAnd in-game freezer, lagger, and jammer Straight into the virtual slammerWhere no one will ever hear them clamor.#NailedIt! #TrollPatrol #noCC #fundesc #greenXen