Not to caste any aspersions, but the last time Simjay’s family tried to use a matchmaking service, the yenta picked someone who was already married. Oy vey! So, you can understand why this time around Simjay’s taking nai...no chances and doing some pre-date cyber-stal....no, snooping. His candidate this time seems to have left an enormous virtual footprint and now Simjay’s worried that he may have been set up with a cyber-yeti and he’s about ready to throw a tantra-um.#TotalChakra#noCC#fundesc