Hey thar whippersnapper! Back in my day twere simpler times, before yer computiphones and interhubs. Why thar was a time me and Jim Pete went fishing down at the pond! Now in those days we made our own rod n'reel. Got our bait from farm soil. Now farming, you have yer taters and yer carrots - make yerself a homegrown stew. Now my wife makes a great stew... #farmer#farm#oldMan On and on Jaspers stories went - never finishing but always starting anew - Like this one time, drivin' the tractor...