Mr. and Mrs. #Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, are proud to say that they are perfectly normal, thank you very much! Petunia hasn't heard for her estranged sister for years, and good riddance! Her and that Potter boy are bad news. Vernon just got hired at Grunnings, and he couldn't be more pleased. Little Dudders is a happy round addition to their perfect family. Halloween 1981 is coming up and nothing could go wrong for this family! #HarryPotter