Oh, hello! My name is Bob Smith, a totally normal man living in suburbia! I am definitely NOT a vampire who is running away from Count Vladislaus Straud IV because I turned into a bat at a dinner party and ruined his orchard. Haha, that would be CRAZY, right? Anyway, even though I'm NOT that vampire, try to keep me away from Vlad, okay? #ForgottenHollow #Vampire #StraudMansion #Male #Disguise #Funny #Bob