No matter what you think, I am not a smurf. It is literally spelled out in my name. Not-A-Smurf. Okay, now that that's resolved. Hi, I'm Owen. No, that's not my creator's name, it's MY name. As in the blue guy that's creepily smiling at you. That's me. I think I am eligible to be in #deligracydreamlife because... because... because I'm awesome! Yeah... that... So yeah. That's about it.