#deligracydreamlife Shipping is unhealthy, shipping real people, even more so. So when Talia sets Deli on a very uncomfortable and awkward blind date, Deli briefly considers locking her in the basement with Jack. But after two failed marriages and three pregnancies, Deli agrees to dinner in hopes of at least getting a good meal out of the odd situation. Will the romantic candle light and pressure from all the fangirls make this ship sail? Or is Turner forever stuck in the friendzone?