High up in the southern lakes of Sulani, Elder Tribal Law states Augustus must take a wife before he would be leader of the powerful Wind Raven Clan. He wasn't 2 happy about this! Marrying a woman from the tribe would be like mating for life with a pig wearing lipstick! Instead, he invited the Twiggies over 4 a bonfire bbq & a night of limbo games. He made sure there was plenty of Pina Coladas & fruit salad! He knew they don't eat meat, but they do love pudding! Smart Guy! #Guycuk #CurlyAngel75