Officer MurkMurphy is the law in Murkland...well he thinks he is. Honestly, we don't even know where he got the hat from and when other sims swipe your stuff he's a bit too chubby to chase after them. He means well but swipey sim crime is on the rise and if Officer doesn't step up and do the job no one appointed him to...then who cares, it's just another day in Murkland #murkland