Emperor Quito stood on his balcony, addressing his subjects. "My people. As you know, today is a Thursday." The crowd murmered. Someone cried, "What?! That jerk sold me last year's calendar!" The Emperor held up a hand for silence. "This morning I had a prophetic dream. The gods are warning us of a coming eruption. We must appease them immediately, by sacrificing all of our corn kernels into the mouth of the volcano. Let's have a popcorn party!" The crowd cheered. By #mongoliangirl #nocc