Hi I'm Carlee. I know this is going to sound crazy but.. I think my girlfriend might be a vampire. Just hear me out! Something about her just seems to be a little too good to be true. Sometimes she talks like she walked right out of a Shakespearean sonnet. She won't go to the beach with me. And I get that she's pasty and burns easily but she acts like she might combust the moment her feet hit the sand. And if thats not weird I don't even think red is her real hair color..#vampire #lesbians #lp