Don't get it twisted: the reason Smokey has a familial aspiration is not because he wants the love or the relationships or the *shudder* commitment that family implies. No, he's in it for the sweet, sweet satisfaction of creating new life in his own image. All he asks for in return is photographic updates. Unless the kid's not cute, in which case, just... feel free to delete his cell number. || Created for the #Kelsey100BabyChallenge with #NoCC