"Dah'ling, Dah'ling, everyone knows #Judith #Ward is the most glamorous and legendary actress to grace the stage. Sure, I've thrown a few friends under the bus, but who needs them, right? Show business isn't for the faint of heart. Marriage you say? Well, I only ever found it a waste of time. You see, I have no time to settle for mediocrity. Now, if the interview is over I'll resume shopping. Oh, how I do love my diamonds." (Judith & description are original, but the dog is from calibstaggz.)