Everyone warned my mother Janice (former champion of #joshowgames) against it but she didn't listen. She found that Don Lothario just dreamy. They went back to her bed on the first night. She ran to the bathroom afterwards and found she was eating for two. Went back to tell dad the good news but he was long gone, never to be heard from again. Mom raised me the best she could in hopes I would one day make my way to the joshowgames.