**I USED A BASE; I SUCK AT MAKING THEM LOOK GOOD** #pixelade #jake #ragstoriches With an alchoholic dad and mother with seven boyfirends, Jake was ignored a lot. He basically lived at his friends houses; ate there, had 4 sleepovers a week, and always stole their Doritos. Once he was in high school, he was sick of his parents. He wanted an escape. A friend. Maybe even more than a friend? Then, Penelope came along. Penelope was his "escape". Then, she got pregnant...