Shark sat upon the lifeguard throne, loudspeaker in hand. "NO SPLASHING!" He yelled at a man way off in the distance. "I SAID--!" he stopped. That wasn't flirty splashing. Sprinting across the sand, he dove into the water in a graceful arc. He swam with terrifying speed. Target in range...*CHOMP!* He grabbed the man by the forearm with his teeth, dragging him awkwardly to shore. They collapsed, panting. The man whined, "OWWW! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BITE ME, MAN?!" #mongoliangirl #islandliving #nocc