Meet Alissa Schmitz, the author of the 1101 ways to get hurt series! Curently, the latest entry is "1101 Ways to Break your Back on a Rubber Duck whilst Riding a Golf Cart and Eating a Photgraph of your Mother!", wiht more coming in the future! "How does she write these *thrilling* tales?" you might ask. Well, the answer is simple: Just be Alissa Schmitz you lil weirdo! ~ #IAmComforting's entry to #MysticsUTB by #MysticalHopes123! Poses by #SakuraLeon with eyes by #Kijiko!! Enjoy :D!!