Alexander was the coolest and most manly guy in high school often compared with a big tuff swedish viking but that was before that awful day when he was playing in the rugby finals for his school, In the middle of the match a ufo beamed him up into space, when he finaly got back to earth he wasn't a man anymore or at least his private parts weren't you know what i mean well now he needs your help to satisfy his needs because no one wants to talk to him. (yes he can get pregnent...) #HoboBabies