Hailey the Hipster Clown is not intersted in your pinterest-inspired children's birthday party, she only participates in silent discos, underground opium basket weaving and drinking craft beer. You've never listened to her beat poetry at open mic night? Shame. You can book her for your next event, but honestly, she'd rather be sipping kombucha while saging the house. #hipsterclown #halloween #hipster #clown #SparkdCreature #SparkdChallenges