River was born with magical powers. Nobody disagrees on that. What remains to be seen, however, is the so-called "spiritual connection" he supposedly has with nature. To be honest, he can be exhausting at times. Don't get me wrong, he's not a BAD person, he's just a little.... Much. Sit down with him at a bubble bar and he is sure to rope you into a sermon on how bare-footed sims are more connected to the earth, He's one culturally-appropriated vison quest away from being a cult leader. #hippie