In legends of old, stories are told of one man, cursed with the touch of #undeath, with a strange destiny. The cursed dead will rise up on the darkest day and only one man can stop them. One hundred years later, #teenager Lars Blackwell has been feeling oddly hungry lately. With the darkest day impending, a #hero will rise... from his sofa and face his destiny. Everyone's fate is in the hands of the world's laziest #vampire. We're totally screwed. #lazy #teen #undead #prophecy #hothead