"Dear, do we HAVE to invite your...um...unique work buddy to dinner?" Mr. Jones asked his husband. "Well, he's a bit socially awkward, but I think he's harmless." *DING DONG* "I'll get it." he strode over and opened the door. David caught a brief glimpse of a four-eyed co-worker before his head was locked in a - "SPIDER HUG!!!" chimed the creature happily, wrapping his furry body around David's entire head. "Hey, I can't breathe! CAN YOU PLEASE GET OFF MY FACE?!"pose #guycuk #nocc #strangerville