Simon's here for the learnin' of spells for one reason and one reason only: he is #lazy as they come. So lazy he's given up his video games and television for the chance to learn to summon food at will, as he's a #glutton, and never have to worry about cleaning up afterward. With a few clothes loaned from fellow students to ward off the cold--and the jeers during school functions--he's on his way to a life of lordly laziness. #realmofmagic #spellcaster #teen