Geoffery Fischer was a grumpy old man. One day, when he was young and cheery, he woohooed with a mysterious woman-a pretty crimelord with blond hair, the one odd thing that was she had scales up the side of her face... That's all he could remember. She was pregnant - three days later a crying, baby was left on his doormat, Jerald. After 3 years of care, Jerald was drowned at sea in a storm, never to be seen again, until now. There is something *fishy* about this one. #gluonguests