The beef patties sizzled, oozing cow juices. Burt's eyes were burning with an all-consuming passion. And probably from the grill smoke. His spatula flashed in the sunlight, like a sword, as each patty expertly performed a- "Triple back flip...360 twist....and OH!...PERFECT LANDING! 10 out of 10! YES!" he let out a roar of triumph as they landed neatly onto a plate. The porch burst into flames. Then he realized he forgot to buy a smoke detector. pose #gladlypants #mongoliangirl #skilled