(#gladlypants#JauneLily#underwaterchall#NaJoPau)After successfully mating with every kissyfish in the sea, I decided it was time to move my conquest to the land; I grew legs as a survival technique, & my gills became hidden by my luscious locks of gorgeous pink hair. Upon coming to #sulani, none of the men were interested in mating with me! I would meet men & quickly show them I was ready to mate by laying flat on my back & wiggling my fingers, as all kissyfish do, but they always forsake me!