He likes rusty spoons, when the red water comes out, and rubbing nettles onto his teat until the milk drops out. His hair collection is one of his most prized possessions, but more than that, he loves his hat that Hubert Cumberdale's birthday stick gave him as a birthday gift. He vows to wear it from here to the grave. #SaladFingers #Humanoid #Weird #Creepy #Soulmate